i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
I think she curled her hair
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
angel-wingsandwinchester-things:
#i swear most of the people who don’t watch supernatural think that we just put bullshit captions over gifs #but no it’s real #this is our show
what about accidents not happening accidentally and we need cas to get dick
c
”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
BOVINE MISANDRY
qtpie
My internet Friends are Real!
I’ll always be there for you.
Because that’s what friends are for.
The people who think “internet friends” aren’t real obviously don’t have the pleasure of having any.
here is a thing
I like this
This is BRILLIANT
okay this got 5,000 notes in a day this is gonna be a long summer
my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react
he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks
